Congratulations on your acceptance to Trust Issues University, where the motto is "Question Everything" and office hours are whenever we feel like showing up (which is never, obviously). Slap this badge of honor on everything you own as a warning label to the world.
What You're Getting High-quality kiss-cut stickers with a glossy finish that's as shiny as your ability to spot red flags from a mile away. Printed with eco-friendly inks because even your trust issues care about the planet.
Perfect For:
Laptops that have seen some things
Water bottles that accompany you to therapy
Journal covers that hold your sus observations
Any surface that needs a reality check
Why You Need This Consider it your unofficial degree in skepticism. You've earned this through years of experience, questionable situationships, and that one time someone said "trust me" right before everything went sideways. Wear your credentials proudly.
Available Options:
Four sizes to match your level of trust issues (small to extra large)
White or transparent background (because even stickers deserve options)
Scratch-resistant glossy finish (unlike your faith in humanity)
The Technical Stuff Long-lasting vinyl with strong adhesive that sticks to smooth surfaces better than people stick to their promises. Vibrant colors that won't fade - much like your memory of every time someone proved you right to be suspicious.
Care Instructions: Gently wipe with a soft, dry cloth from center outward. Handle with care, unlike how the world handled your trust.
Stick it anywhere people need a reminder that healthy skepticism is a life skill, not a personality flaw.
