Question everything—even nursery rhymes. This vintage-feel long sleeve features bold block lettering declaring "HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED" across the chest, transforming childhood nostalgia into clever, dry humor. It's the perfect conversation starter for skeptics, conspiracy theory enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates literary wit.
The medium-weight cotton has a thick, vintage hand that sits comfortably through cool mornings and layered evenings. Tubular knit construction and shoulder tape keep the silhouette clean and steady, while the ribbed collar and cuffs maintain their shape wash after wash. Pair it with worn denim and a beanie for a low-key intellectual vibe, or layer it under a jacket for subtle smart commentary during coffee runs and late-night hangouts.
Perfect for English teachers, true crime fans, comedy lovers, and anyone who questions the official story.
