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Works great for layering or solo wear when you want your shirt to start conversations you may or may not want to finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Design That Gets It\u003c\/strong\u003e A cheerful grim reaper giving a thumbs-up with \"LAST RESPONDER\" is the kind of dark humor that separates the edge-lords from people who've actually processed their mortality. It's morbid. It's funny. It's uncomfortably accurate. Peak comedy is acknowledging the one responder we're all eventually going to meet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to Outlast... 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